康斯坦丁2014

网络时代一切都很快，快到让人怀念从前慢。
好朋友们有机会的话都可以看下这部片子。
我不禁要问自己几个问题：
为什么看电影之前都要看下豆瓣的评分才觉得看与不看？
为什么有时候对明明不喜欢的人仍要笑脸相迎？
如果哪一天被人publish了我所做过的一些难堪的事，我又何去何从？
有人说人是群居性动物，社会离不开个人，个人也离不开社会，
但我觉得社会的进步是以人作为个体能够更加深入的去思考自己为判断标准的。
1. 要善待他人善待自己，佛说以德报怨，哪怕是为自己着想；
2. 有位朋友提到的underage drinking的问题值得大书特书，酒跟钱一样，本无过，可问题是我很反感的中国酒桌文化不知道是从哪一辈“传承”的，但我希望在我这一辈可以永远告别历史舞台。
--君子慎独，好自为之

When a humiliating video of Fresno, California high school student Laura Barns (Heather Sossaman) is uploaded to YouTube, causing her to endure widespread mockery and ridicule, she promptly commits suicide.

A year later, her closest friend, Blaire Lily (Shelley Hennig), views a LiveLeak video of Laura's suicide - where she is seen pointing a gun to her head and shooting herself, despite nearby students begging her to stop. Blaire is then contacted over Skype by her boyfriend Mitch Roussel (Moses Jacob Storm). Both are joined by their classmates Jess Felton (Renee Olstead), Ken Smith (Jacob Wysocki), and Adam Sewell (Will Peltz). During their conversation, however, they notice a random user dubbed "billie227" in their chat, who was not invited in by any of the participants.

After several unsuccessful attempts to get rid of the stranger, the fivesome suspect a sixth classmate–Val Rommel (Courtney Halverson), whom they all despise—is pranking them. Accordingly, they invite Val to their chat. Without warning, Jess's Facebook is updated with photos of Val drinking and smoking at a party. As Val loses her temper, Jess proclaims her innocence while struggling to delete the photos, which suddenly reappear on Adam's account. After repeated threats from Billie, Val calls 911 to report online abuse and then signs off.

The fivesome discover that "billie227" was Laura Barns' Instagram account. Blaire is sent a link that reveals a photo of Laura messaging Val for her to remove the humiliating video and asking for friendship, and Val rejecting her, telling her to kill herself. Multiple Instagram users then slander Val, who is suddenly brought back into the chat, sitting motionless in her bathroom next to an open bottle of bleach. Initially thinking her camera is frozen, they discover that Val is in fact paralysed in some way as her phone is seen vibrating when Blaire attempts to call her. Val then crashes to the floor as the police arrive. At first, the friends believe she just experienced a seizure, but thereafter, based on the codes that the policemen relay to their colleagues, they deduce that Val committed suicide, most likely by being forced to drink the bleach.

Ken finally gets Billie out of their chat using anti-virus software. When Adam tries to call the police, he is warned by a mysterious voice against hanging up. Billie resurfaces with a camera view from across Ken's room. Ken walks over to have a look and freezes in horror. His webcam momentarily disconnects, and then reconnects to show him being thrown about by an unseen force and mangling his hand in a blender, before using the blades to slice his own throat, thus killing himself. Billie then displays the video that caused Laura's eventual suicide; dubbed "Leaky Laura", it shows a drunk Laura face-down on the ground near her house, barely conscious, sprawled in her menstrual blood and excrement.

Billie forces Adam, Blaire, Mitch, and Jess to play Never Have I Ever, stating that the loser of the game will die. All four friends are forced to reveal dark secrets which put them at odds with each other: Jess spread rumors that Blaire had an eating disorder, Blaire got drunk and crashed Jess's mother's car, Mitch kissed Laura soon before her death and reported Adam to the police for selling weed, Jess stole $800 from Adam, and Adam offered to trade Jess' life for his own. Soon after it is also revealed that Blaire had sex with Adam behind Mitch's back on two occasions and Adam forced their classmate Ashley Dane to get an abortion after he date raped her using roofies at a party.

Blaire and Adam suddenly receive secret messages from their printers. Worried that they are still lying behind his back, Mitch furiously demands that Blaire reveal her note to him and threatens to leave if she doesn't. Billie assures Blaire that if Mitch leaves, he will die. In a moment of panic and high stress, Blaire shows her message: "If you reveal this note, Adam will die." Adam suddenly kills himself by shooting himself in the face; as he collapses, his camera reveals his note: "If you reveal this note, Blaire will die."

Billie then asks which of the threesome defaced Laura's grave. When Blaire warns Jess against answering said question, Billie turns off all the lights in her house. Jess hides in her bathroom, while Blaire goes on Chatroulette and gets someone to call the police. Suddenly, the video feed disconnects after Jess is seen screaming and being thrown around the room by an unseen entity. Soon after, Blaire receives a Facebook notification from Jess's account. A video of Jess being fatally choked with her own electric hair-straightener appears, and is then uploaded as an Image macro, with the caption being "looks like she finally stfu".

Billie privately messages Blaire on Facebook, finally wanting her to confess who uploaded the Leaky Laura video. Blaire tries to deny any involvement from her and Mitch, but after Billie continues counting down the seconds she has to admit the truth, she confesses that Mitch did it. Without warning, Mitch grabs his own knife and stabs himself in the head, collapsing and disconnecting his video feed, leaving Blaire all alone.

As Blaire breaks down in tears, Billie - finally unveiled as Laura herself - declares her appreciation for Blaire's honesty. A desperate Blaire tries to remind Laura of their friendship when she was alive, but Laura responds by uploading another video of herself on Blaire's account. It is the same Leaky Laura video, only this time the video continues to show that Blaire was the one recording it, laughing at Laura's misfortune and treating it as a prank. With the truth finally revealed, Blaire's account is soon bombarded with hateful comments from those who denounce her for causing Laura's death. Laura tells Blaire that she wishes she could forgive her before signing off.

Blaire is left alone once again; during the silence, her bedroom door suddenly creaks open. A pair of hands slams her laptop shut before disappearing into the darkness. Blaire calls out to Laura, and without warning, Laura's vengeful spirit lashes out at Blaire, presumably killing her as the screen cuts to black.

Refreshing way to showcase the film. Unfriended is not really a horror film as there aren't scenes that will keep you up at night, but it is a film that tries to mystify and stump you and keeps you guessing. The film understands how young people interact with computers and captures the mood and timing of all these interaction on various platforms perfectly. It is disappointing that while the film offers a series of interesting scenes and plots, it fails to explain any of them. In the end it leaves an unsatisfying taste in the mouth in an otherwise refreshing and interesting film.

没想到第一次写长评居然是为了恐怖电影。另外Unfriended是第一次在电影院看恐怖电影，值得庆祝。
看这部的原因很简单，病毒式营销的成功典范。自从第一次在Kingsman开场前的preview里看到trailer以后，YouTube广告里看了不下几十次，最终去电影院买票了。顺便其他评论里有提到剧组专门为电影人物建立了Facebook账号，做的还挺用心，Laura Barns的账号照片和电影里一样，看的毛骨悚然。
电影拍摄方式很新颖，90分钟里，观众看到的一直是女主角Blaire的电脑屏幕。所有的剧情发展都是快速的短信交流，Skype低画质的视频通话，苹果的操作界面，系统提示音，iMessage，Facebook留言，Gmail邮件，都是日常生活中一直使用的电子产品和网络社交工具。看完都有心理阴影的要换Skype的头像，系统自动的蓝白小人短时间内都不想再看到了。
其实电影主题是不要underage drinking吧，不是开玩笑。电影中的女鬼Laura自杀原因就是因为party喝high之后丑态被朋友拍摄视频，分享在Facebook上，遭遇网络暴力，不堪受辱后饮弹自尽。女主Blaire之所以出轨，和男友Mitch的好友Adam上床，同样是因为醉酒。Val也是因为酒精才会留下不堪入目的艳照。其实这种酒精问题在美国非常严重。个人经历，学校因为各类party出名，基本每天晚上都会有各种类型的活动，私人的，学生会的都有，还有一些因为太有名很多prospies都会因为party culture慕名申请。凌晨的时候就看见过同楼层的同学在lounge里吐的昏天黑地。有一次大型party，朋友喝了半瓶伏特加感觉不适还得联系RA拿醒酒药，收拾呕吐物，送水，忙活了一晚上。我非常讨厌过度饮酒和所谓的酒精文化，所以看电影看到类似情节的时候就特别反胃。喝劣质啤酒到意识全无，丑态百出，宿醉后头痛欲裂，一点都没有好处的事情，也不知道为什么那么多人如此沉迷。
话题扯远了，这部电影更让人生理性厌恶的地方是关于Unfriended这个标题中friend的字眼。这一群传播对方流言，恶毒语言攻击，告密，滥交的人根本不是朋友。连死去的Laura都曾欺负过大家都不喜欢的Val。这样脆弱或者名存实亡的友谊，让观众都有一种在看撕逼大战的错觉。Facebook上成百上千却实际关系冷漠的所谓好友，在人死后才开始维护你悼念的网民，真的是现代社交网络的完美写照。
最后，关于网络暴力，导演的处理真的非常反讽。Laura自杀前，所有人留言，你真是耻辱，你为什么不去死。Val的账户被Laura操作，发出照片时，人们的留言又是你应该自杀，下地狱，我再也不是你的朋友。最后女主参与拍摄Laura醉酒视频的真相被揭发时，所有用户的留言依然是你快下地狱，恶心，我怎么会是你的朋友。这种统一的不经思考的行为真的是给社交网络时代的每一个参与者，狠狠的打了一巴掌。

截止到目前，烂番茄（63%，80票），IMDB （6.1/10），也就是及格的水平，为啥我给了个四星呢！哼哼哼哼~ 看完本片后立马钻进对面的放映厅看了个Paul Blart: Mall Cop2 （《百货战警2》）缓解一下气氛，捋一捋吓炸了的毛以及按摩揉捏一下软了的腿。毕竟弱鸡般的我在电影院看过的恐怖电影并不多你造吧，基本能想起来的就是《笔仙》、《京城81号》还一个啥来着忘了。国内的恐怖电影为啥不让你后怕嘞？当然是因为不能有Supernatural是吧是吧。但老美这边可是不会管你这么多的，巴不得借着这些有的没的噱头反映一下这，批判一下那呢是吧。

嗖，跟着我来到影片开始前。哟，坐下的时候还在放预告片！good good good! 结果接下来十分钟我基本都是虚掩着我的眼看完的。全是PG_13啊朋友。（喂音响师你搞错没啊恐怖片的音量不要比速度与激情的声音还大啊喂），各种恐怖片元素：向爸妈求救的小朋友，向警察求救的小朋友，向上帝求救的小朋友，不相信并且说“好好陪着阴森孤寡老人啊乖爸妈两个月后就旅行回来“的智障父母，智障警察，智障邻居，地下室，阁楼，镜子，人偶，超自然现象，突然的”duang“， 大脸的特写，以及各种尖叫，等等等。呼，终于到正片了。R级！！！！！！神马你在逗我！！！！！摔！！！当下就想站起来走人啊谢谢。PG-13的预告都把我吓成这狗样儿了。此时师兄拦住欲拂袖起身的我“师妹莫怕！这R级也只竟比PG-13多些血色罢了。勿要担心~”“师兄，人家要看五十度灰那种R级~”“滚！”

故事大概讲的是一帮人：Blair（女主），密迟（女主男友），亚当（男主基友），Jess （女主闺蜜），肯（胖子，貌似是那种电脑小达人），Val （自成一派）被去世一周年的Laura报复的故事。这帮人参与了对Laura酒后不雅视频的拍摄与上传，还在上传后进行了侮辱性的攻击，结果可怜的Laura不堪舆论压力自尽了。我为什么觉得这个电影吊，它直接把女主Blair的电脑屏幕挪到电影幕布上，而且（看上去）从头到尾没有间断过。至少我的视线会习惯性的跟着鼠标，就像我自己在操作那台电脑一样。呼，幸好我的Dock在下边，yeah。

总结总结我的一些小小的乱七八糟的感触蛤朋友们，预备开始：

1， 有关网络上的负面跟风。40%定律不知道大家听说过没有”某一个虚构事件，当你在没有接触任何证据的情况下，在网络上只要看到四成的评论是带有攻击性的、侮辱性的，你便会倾向于相信这个事件的存在，并急切地给出一个负面的评价。“

好吧朋友们我承认这个40%定律是我刚编的。哎哟！谁扔的鸡蛋！你想想，好好的虚拟社交网络，突然跑出来一堆人骂你，而且这堆人还不认识你，你说说你冤不冤！详情请见中国众多明星微博。

2，生活不能太放肆淫乱。你看看，当女主因为Val和胖子的死被吓得怕怕的说”俺是好人，放俺条生路“时，我深深地感受到laura同学是个惊悚电影控。因为，她居然说”呵呵，I want to play a game.“ 这句话hin眼熟吧孩子们。游戏呢是叫什么never ever的死亡游戏，规则是：

命题为”我从来没做过XX“， 这样玩家中做过XX的就记一次。举例：
命题为”我从来没想上过头条“，这样某峰同学就被记一次。

命题有如下， Blair从未跟男友的好友亚当滚过床单，Jess从未偷过亚当（还是密迟）的钱，Jess从未撞过Blair妈妈的车啊（这个好怪是不是我听错了），密迟从未告发过亚当进局子啊，从没有人想替Jess死啊等等。哇，眼瞅着大家一个个失去理智，惨惨惨。你说说你们，肯定是Due不够多，Project不够累，Exam不够难，不然哪有让你们逍遥的功夫。还是好好学习，多种树！！有些朋友挥拳说了我就是要淫乱，我就是要精彩的人生，拒绝平淡，拒绝乏味！”喂喂LAU姐么？有的人不服想找你谈谈人生~“

3， 平时要多多积德。善哉善哉！临近片尾时，我还一度以为Laura当年和Blair是真爱：Facebook的公共主页全是她俩的照片，Laura当年发的一些照片只有Blair点赞。。我还脑洞大开以为是个温馨结局，在死亡倒数三十秒时如果Blair把Laura加回好友也许Laura就安息了。谁承想Blair才是最坏的小婊砸，Laura酒后视频就是B婊拍的。哎。可怜啊，生前所谓的闺蜜啊竟然出卖了自己。对于Laura来讲，就是杀在B身，痛在自己的心上啊。

列为看客们，你敢拍拍胸脯保证自己没说过基友、闺蜜、红颜、蓝颜、前男友、前女友、前妻、前夫、没追上的男女神、看不上的男女屌丝、上司、同事、下属、老师、同学、看门儿大爷、广场舞大妈的坏话么？这个世界并不完美，但我们是不是应该以更积极的心态来面对呢，真善美哟！当你想说一句不中听的话或做一件不那么河蟹的事情的时候，能不能深呼吸，放下怨念，多想想对方的好，然后去种一棵树呢。不仅减少了悲剧的发生，还顺便美化了环境一举两得啊朋友们。

写在最后：
有的朋友问了为什么写作风格这么不认真严肃（其实根本没人问）。我才不会承认我是因为晚上吓得睡不着觉才写这篇吐槽的哞。希望被吓到的朋友们看到我这篇一本正经的胡说八道后可以心情不那么沉重吼。电影是好看的，不然我也不会花这么久写你说是呗~